Saturday, March 8, 2014

Gonna have to be more descriptive than that

Daughter: She is having pain in the front and the back.

Me:  Can she point with one finger where the pain is on her front?

(Daughter and mother exchange looks)

Daughter: She went to the ladies' room and it hurt her.

Me: Ah, so she is having pain when she goes to the bathroom?

Daughter: Yes. In both the front and the back.

Me: Ok, so when did she start having pain with urination?

Daughter: Oh dear! We don't use that kind of language!

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