Ms. Demented: Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!
(This went on for a while to a pretty regular beat that the nurses broke into song)
Med student: Hi, I need to take off your bandage.
Ms. Demented: No oh no doctor! Oh doctor! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Oh doctor. Doctor! Doctor! What is your name?
Med student: Sam
Ms. Demented: Oh Sam! Oh doctor! Just like that! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! No! No! No! No! No! No!
(Sam leaves to get supplies)
Ms. Demented: Sam come back! Sam! Where is Sam! I only want Sam! Samuel! Samuel! Where are you? Come back! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Come back!
(Sam re-enters)
Ms. Demented: Samuel. I only want you Samuel. Oh Samuel. Oh doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Oh Samuel yes. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Samuel. I love you. Oh push me up Samuel! Oh jesus god push me up! Oh my god! Push me up! Oh Samuel! Oh doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor!!
I think I had the same patient in the ER recently except she bit and kicked. She was extremely limber for her age.
ReplyDeleteYeah I talked to the student after and he said that the whole time she was proclaiming her love for him she was kicking him in the chest!
ReplyDeleteI guess love hurts sometimes. ;-)
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