Thursday, January 16, 2014

Criteria for admission: Should be able to talk on phone

The updating hasn't been as much as I'd like. I'll try harder.

Anyway, today's entry will focus on awkward medical students. Yes folks, they exist. Sure they come out better on the other end of medical school than they went in, but for the most part will still be pretty awkward doctors. For example:

Dr. Psychiatrist: I need someone to call Mr. Crazy's landlord and find out if he is, in fact, getting evicted or having issues with his housing situation.
Student Bob: I'll do it.
Student Jake: Okay make sure you introduce yourself, explain who you are, who you work for, and why you would like this information. I would even say Dr. Psychiatrist's name.
Student Bob: Yeah, yeah.

Ring ring
Landlord: Hello?
Student Bob: (REALLY loudly) Hello? Hi. Hi. Uuhhhhhhhhh. Do you have, ummmm, a tenant named Mr. Crazy? I was wondering if you could just tell me a little bit about him....and......what you know.
Student Jake: Tell him who you are!!
Student Bob: Oh yeah, uhhhh, I'm sorry. Let me start over. Um. I'm a medical student from This Hospital. Can you tell me about Mr. Crazy?

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