Med student: So what brings you in today?
Mr. Ejaculation (slurring and reeking of booze): Last night I came blood.
Med student: I'm sorry, how did you come...?
Mr. Ejaculation: Out of my pecker! I was on my computer and you know and then I you know and it was blood!
Med student: How much blood?
Mr. Ejaculation: I don't know I didn't measure it!
Med student: Has this ever happened to you before?
Mr. Ejaculation: No! Never! And I was so worried because I thought this is serious! So I sat down and drank all night long. I couldn't sleep because I thought, you know, this is serious! And then I came in this morning.
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